The Norm and Encouragement

While in the changing rooms for footy:

Gaz: I need to perform this week Nig. I played crap last week.

Norm: Yeah. You did play crap.

Someone: Ha. That's not very encouraging, And!

Norm: Yeah... well no...

*pause*

But it's true!

The Norm and Christian Holidays

Tuesday Night:

Norm: I'm going to my relatives house on the weekend.

Us: Why?

Norm: We always go there for Christmas...

The Norm and firearms

Norm: It's like a gun through the heart...

*pause*

Norm: Err, I mean a bullet!

The Norm and transport

On way back from the fireworks in town...

Norm: yeh, it would have been cool if we had caught the fairy.

Me: don't you mean a 'ferry'!!?!

Both of us: hahahahahahahahaha