The Norm way to be a dad

Loz: Hi Norm

The Norm: WOAH Loz it's hot in here.

Loz: I know I like the heat - feel my hands.

The Norm: yeah they're cold but you shouldn't have it so hot in here it's bad for the immune system.

Loz: Really? I have a bad immune system.

The Norm: Do you?

Loz: Yeah

The Norm: It's probably because the heat *turns the heater off*

*The Norm then chats on about school for 10mins*

Loz: Norm I think Timmay is waiting for you to do bible study upstair so you better go.

The Norm: ok I'm going *firm strict voice* DO NOT TURN THE HEATER BACK ON.

Loz: *scared* ok dad.