The Norm knows Jack Johnson?!?!?!?!?!

Lozza and The Norm had been sat together on the stage at church for some time, The Norm had been playing allsorts of songs on his guitar and Lozza had been singing along to Nirvana, blur, oasis and even Cold Play.

Lozza: Hmmm so what are you going to play next?

The Norm: I know I'll do some Jack Johnson

*The Norm then looks at his guitar and turns to look at Lozza*

The Norm: Slight problem, I don't know any Jack Johnson.

The norm when it comes to jacket potatoes

Loz: I seriously had the biggest jacket potato you would have ever seen for my dinner, no lie, it was huge.

The Norm: No, I've had one bigger.

The Norm and Temperatures

While waiting for food, Tom is holding a refridgerated can of coke.

Norm: You better drink that before it gets cold.