The Norm and the Law

Justin: Tristan's break lights are out.

Tom: Oh yeah. He'll need to get that fixed.

Norm: Yeah. If he doesn't get it fixed and gets pulled over by the police, he'll have his license removed.

The Norm (Submitted by Mr & Mrs T)

The Norm and Hair Products

Norm: It was yesterday. I was knackered and rushing to get ready for the Rovers match. So I picked up a blue can of hairspray and started spraying my hair with it.

But it started to smell a bit funny... so I looked at the can.

It was Sure4Men deoderant.

Us: Hahahaha! Was it the anti-perspirant one?

Norm: Yeah

The Norm and Music

Norm: It has that music 'smell'.