Siblin domestic

The Norm: I can't believe you Gem? You didn't make me dinner so I had to have weetabix

Gem: Well, you can make your own dinner.

The Norm: No you should make me dinner now you're at Uni!

Gem: You could have easily put a pizza IN the oven.

The Norm: No last time I put a pizza IN the oven when getting it OUT of the oven it went all over the floor.

Loz and Gem: So you could have put a pizza IN the oven.

The Norm and stupid questions

Norm: I shower twice a day

Me: You shouldn't shower twice because it dries out your skin

Norm: ah, that's where I'm going wrong, what about if you have a shower and a bath?

Me & mum laugh... lots

Norm: why are you laughing, I still don't know the answer!

The Norm and understanding what he means.

The Norm: I don't care what I say, I am just trying to understand it.

The Norm and Height

Norm: If I didn't have my back I'd be 2 inches taller.

The Norm has a back

The Norm: I was bent before I had a back!