The Norm way to fall over

THE NORM: I fell over the hoover earlier today mum

Mum: really?

THE NORM: yea but its ok cos I know how to fall

Gem: what do you mean?!

THE NORM: well I know how you're meant to fall so you don't hurt yourself like you fall over sideways

Mum: but what if it happens by surprise?

THE NORM: well..... blah blah blah blah blah .

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