The norm when on the phone

On msn

Lozza says: Hi Norm - is your mum at home?

The Norm says: Yep

Lozza says: Ok I am just gona give her a ring.

on the phone

The Norm: Hello?

Lozza: It's me can I speak to your mum?

The Norm: Yeah *wanders round the house with phone* Mum? Mum? Mum? Mum? Mum? *wanders some more* Mum? Mum? Mum? *puts phone to ear and mouth* Um Lozza it seems that she's not here.