The Norm and his "Girlfriend"

Lozza: So who's this Amy?

The Norm: She's my friend

Lozza: Oh I thought she was your girlfriend?

The Norm: She is my girlfriend

Lozza & Char: *give each other confused looks*

The Norm: oh not my "girlfriend" but my "girlfriend" You know what I mean.

Lozza: You mean she's a girl that is a friend don't you.

The Norm: Yeah my girlfriend.

The Norm and Tailor Made Suits

Saturday: 2pm

Tom is chatting to T about getting a suit.

Norm: Oh. You're getting a suit are you? You should go to Marks and Spencers. They have a really good suits section. They had a guy there who measures you and I had mine tailor made.

Tom: Oh right. (thinking - I don't really want to spend money on a tailor made one)


Saturday: 4pm

Tom: Andy said that Marks and Spencers were good for suits didn't he?

T: Yeah. Didn't he say he got his tailor made though?

Tom: I think so. Isn't that really expensive though? Like £300. Somehow I don't think Jill is going to spend that much on Andy when he hasn't even finished growing yet.

T: Ha. I bet it wasn't tailor made. I bet he was just measured and they found one that fit. We should ask him if he got his 'tailor made' suit on the same day.


Saturday: 8:30pm - Queuing up for Bond

Tom: Andy? Did you get your tailor made suit on the same day?

Norm: Yeah.


Mystery solved.

The Norm and 007

We'd just finished watching Casino Royal, the 'prequel' to all the other 20 James Bond films.

Andy: "That was amazing! They should definitely make a sequel to that!"

Us: "Umm. Andy? There's about 20 other sequels already."

The Norm and Microwaves

Just thought I would share this text message to you people from my mum:

Hi gem, thought you would like to blog this- your brother put his jam
pudding in the microwave on 40 hours instead of 30 seconds!!!