The Norm and his "Girlfriend"

Lozza: So who's this Amy?

The Norm: She's my friend

Lozza: Oh I thought she was your girlfriend?

The Norm: She is my girlfriend

Lozza & Char: *give each other confused looks*

The Norm: oh not my "girlfriend" but my "girlfriend" You know what I mean.

Lozza: You mean she's a girl that is a friend don't you.

The Norm: Yeah my girlfriend.