The Norm and the walls of Jericho!

TMWTFSWIS: was it Bob the builder?

The Norm: we don't have a Bob in our church... we should.

Found on Luke's blog

The norm at the race track

The Norm: Yeah Donnington is a rubbish track no wonder they don’t have F1 there

Loz: Why’s it rubbish??

The Norm: Well, it just has straight bits and then a hurricane

Loz: *LAUGHS HYSTERICALLY*

The Norm: What’s so funny?? Lots of race tracks have hurricanes you know??

Loz: Um no lots of race tracks have chicanes!!! You know???

Found on Lozza's blog

Not so much the norm

The Norm: Loz, before you were a Christian did you used to bunk off school?

Loz: Yeah, but not very often

The Norm: Did you used to bunk of with Martin?

Loz: No Norm, Martin is 34 years old making him 12 years older than me!!!!!!!

The Norm: Oooooh I thought you guys were the same age!

Found on Lozza's blog

Typical Normism

Neil: Hi Siân

Loz: I am not going to respond to that.

Tommy: But you should respond to Siân, Siân.

Tristan: Yes

THE NORM: Who's Siân?

Tommy: Don’t you know who Siân is?

THE NORM: Ohhh yeah I know, isn’t he a boy Loz used to like..

Loz: No NORM, Siân is a girls name

THE NORM: Don’t lie

Loz: I am not lieing, and this is why I hate the name..

THE NORM: Well, who’s Siân then?

Tristan: She’s someone who goes to church!!!

THE NORM: Oh is she new?

Tommy: No but she is very close to you right now..

THE NORM: *Looks at Kathryn and looks to Tommy to see if he is right*

Tommy: Nooooo!!!

Loz: NORM I am Siân!!!

THE NORM: No you’re not, you're Loz?!?!

Loz: Yes I am....

Tristan: You should so blog this.

From Lozza's blog

The norm way

Gem: What happened?

THE NORM: Don't know

Gem: why are you laughing then??

THE NORM: Because it's funny

Lozza found this on Gems blog

The Norm way to fall over

THE NORM: I fell over the hoover earlier today mum

Mum: really?

THE NORM: yea but its ok cos I know how to fall

Gem: what do you mean?!

THE NORM: well I know how you're meant to fall so you don't hurt yourself like you fall over sideways

Mum: but what if it happens by surprise?

THE NORM: well..... blah blah blah blah blah .

Lozza found this on Gems blog

The Norm being The Norm

THE NORM: why are you laughing?!

Gem: because its funny! Why are you laughing?

THE NORM: because its not funny.... I feel drugged-up again

Lozza found this on Gem's blog

The Norm at the Harbourside Festival

The Norm: I think all the stalls here are from French people

*Tom looks up at sign on closest stall which reads "Best British Meat"*

Lozza found this on Tom's blog