Typical Normism

Neil: Hi Siân

Loz: I am not going to respond to that.

Tommy: But you should respond to Siân, Siân.

Tristan: Yes

THE NORM: Who's Siân?

Tommy: Don’t you know who Siân is?

THE NORM: Ohhh yeah I know, isn’t he a boy Loz used to like..

Loz: No NORM, Siân is a girls name

THE NORM: Don’t lie

Loz: I am not lieing, and this is why I hate the name..

THE NORM: Well, who’s Siân then?

Tristan: She’s someone who goes to church!!!

THE NORM: Oh is she new?

Tommy: No but she is very close to you right now..

THE NORM: *Looks at Kathryn and looks to Tommy to see if he is right*

Tommy: Nooooo!!!

Loz: NORM I am Siân!!!

THE NORM: No you’re not, you're Loz?!?!

Loz: Yes I am....

Tristan: You should so blog this.

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