The Norm when meeting people

Lozza: He of the 10 shampoos told me that he remembers that I was the first person to say hello to him, the first time he came to church. It really blessed me that he would remember something like that.

The Norm: *Looks at Neil* Neil when you first came to church you were the first person to talk to me.

Considering The Norm had been coming to the church about 7 years before Neil arrived that's pretty saddening. ;).

The norm when on the phone

On msn

Lozza says: Hi Norm - is your mum at home?

The Norm says: Yep

Lozza says: Ok I am just gona give her a ring.

on the phone

The Norm: Hello?

Lozza: It's me can I speak to your mum?

The Norm: Yeah *wanders round the house with phone* Mum? Mum? Mum? Mum? Mum? *wanders some more* Mum? Mum? Mum? *puts phone to ear and mouth* Um Lozza it seems that she's not here.

The Norm's taste in music