The Norm when meeting people

Lozza: He of the 10 shampoos told me that he remembers that I was the first person to say hello to him, the first time he came to church. It really blessed me that he would remember something like that.

The Norm: *Looks at Neil* Neil when you first came to church you were the first person to talk to me.

Considering The Norm had been coming to the church about 7 years before Neil arrived that's pretty saddening. ;).